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The Pastor's Donkey
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Author:  Rohan2 [ Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:25 pm ]
Post subject:  The Pastor's Donkey

The Pastor's Donkey

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A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again. The local paper read:
    PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered The pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races. The next day the local paper headline read:
    BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline:
    NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey. So she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the headlines read:
    NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read:
    NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

Alas ... The Bishop was buried the next day.


MORAL OF THE STORY???
Being concerned about public opinion can bring you Much grief and misery and even shorten your life. So, be yourself and enjoy life !!! Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and you'll live longer

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