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 Post subject: Who looks older?
 Post Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:44 am 

    I was sitting in the waiting room , for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS. diploma, which bore his full name.

    Suddenly, i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy, with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago.

    Could he be the same guy that i had a secret crush on, way back then??

    Upon seeing him, however, i quickly discarded any such thought this balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

    Hmmm,... Or could he???

    After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park
    high school.

    "yes. Yes, i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride.

    "When did you graduate?" i asked.

    He answered, "in 1959. Why do you ask?"

    “ YOU were in MY class!" I exclaimed.

    He looked at me closely.

    Then, that ugly, old, wrinkled, son-of-a-bitch asked,

    "What did you teach?" :evil: :evil: evil>)

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