Login    Forum    Search    FAQ

Board index » Arts & Entertainment » Humor




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: Uduravana in Heaven
 Post Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 4:25 pm 
Quote:
Uduravana in Heaven

Mr. Uduravana died and went to heaven. 8)

When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules are in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance each soul must answer two simple questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". :?:
2. How many seconds are there in a year? :?:

Mr. Uduravana thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

Uduravana replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

Saint Peter opens the gate without another word.
:lol: :mrgreen:


Top 
  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
 
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 1 post ] 

Board index » Arts & Entertainment » Humor


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest

 
 

 
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron